Ten stupid things dental patients say
#10 “I hate going to the dentist”
#9 “I hate needles”
#8 "I just paid for your kid’s college tuition”
#7 "I’d rather be delivering a baby”
#6 “I know my teeth are bad - they’ve always been that way”
#5 “My brother is a lawyer”
#4 “Novocaine doesn't work on me”
#3 “My father is a dentist and says I don't need x-rays”
#2 “I left my checkbook at home”
# 1 “What kind of doctor are you if you can't prescribe Viagra???”